This time, the conversation was more in depth.
He asked why I didn't call him from the last time.
"I don't have a phone..remember?"
"What you mean?"
I told him I lived in New York and was leaving to go there tomorrow. He responded, "I have a dream to meet you in New York. I don't know when but I do."
He asked for my American number and so I gave him a fake one. He went to call it and I grabbed his phone and told him it was off. Smile.
"What are you doing later?"
"I may go out with my friends later and after I'm going to sleep."
I gave him the name of two places where we might go, telling him we were most likely going to the place I knew we weren't going to. Then he asked again, "What are you doing after?"
"I'm going to sleep."
"Can I sleep with you?"
"What? No, no you cannot sleep with me."
"I have a dream and my dream is to sleep with you one day."
"Well that's not going to happen today or any other day, I'm sorry."
"What if I die tomorrow?"
"That's very unfortunate."
"I like you."
He begged for me to come over where we could sleep together, where we could drink wine, and where I could pay him 9 euro to make me dinner.
"No. I have a boyfriend. Don't you remember this conversation?"
"No you don't."
Flash ring.
"So. I have a girlfriend."
"Okay well that's settled."
"You should come to Africa and work for me. I'll give you a free computer."
"I don't want a computer."
"I'll give you two free Toshibas."
"Okay I have to go now."
He didn't let me leave without his number again. I posted in incorrectly before. If you are interested in an African with two gaps and a stutter, contact Lormaine at:
329 38 40175
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